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Pairs With Life - Book Tour and Giveaway

9/21/2020

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Pairs With Life
by John Taylor
Genre: Humorous Fiction, Contemporary Romance 

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Forty-eight-year-old Corbett Thomas, a one-hit-wonder of the 90s, now works as the lead sommelier at Napa Valley’s hippest restaurant. Set to become one of the few Master Sommeliers in the world, Corbett self-destructs during his final exam, ruining his last chance at capturing the stardom and adoration he got a taste for in his youth.

When billionaire game designer, Brogan Prescott, asks Corbett to consult on a major vineyard acquisition, Corbett sees it as a shot at redemption, until he learns of Brogan’s ridiculous vision of a virtual-reality, Woke Ant Colony Winery. Disgusted, Corbett decides to buy the vineyard himself and preserve its magic and history. Cashless, clueless, and with his reputation in tatters, Corbett enlists the help of his bass-player-turned-lawyer Seamus O’Flaherty, who may have finally lost his stomach for Corbett’s bad ideas; his uber-rational daughter Remy, who wants Corbett to uncork some family secrets he’d rather leave in the cellar; and Sydney Cameron, whose sudden appearance in Corbett’s life may repair his heart or shatter it forever.

With their help-and sometimes despite it-Corbett discovers what Brogan has known all along: a four-billion-dollar gold deposit lies beneath the vineyard. If Brogan acquires the property, the ensuing gold rush will destroy Napa Valley.

But if Corbett can get out of his own way long enough to purchase the vineyard first, he’ll be faced with the hardest decision of his life: take the fame and fortune he desperately craves, or save the soul of the valley he loves so much.




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I turned to face him. At six-foot-four, I was a foot taller and had at least seventy-five pounds on him. I wasn’t going for intimidation, though. Ok, not a lot of intimidation. “You getting the Harrison party only proves that there’s no such thing as a just and benevolent God.”
Andrew scratched his beard mockingly. Not a single hair was displaced. “Harrison? Oh, you mean Harrison-Lowell Partners? The massive private equity firm whose board is having their party here tonight? Those guys?”
I wanted to rip my face off. The truth was, Andrew was half my age, but only a few steps behind me. He was an Advanced Somm, a WSET-3, CSW, and a whole bunch of other mostly useless acronyms. But he had mad tasting skills, which while also hating, I grudgingly respected too.
“Just…get them to do different bottles with each course,” I said, trying to mask my aggravation. “No by-the-glass stuff and none of those imports I got on special—”
“Gee, thanks, Corbett,” he interrupted. “I’ll do my best to remember all of that complex and really insightful information.” He walked backwards towards the door, a smug little smirk spreading across his face. “In the meantime, you have an absolutely awesome evening with your bachelorette party.”


On my eighth birthday, my mom woke me up at 3:00 a.m., dragged me out of bed and into the cold backseat of her Datsun hatchback and said, “We’re going to Disneyland.” I’d never been but leave it to say I could sing all five verses of “Yo Ho, Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life For Me).” She didn’t pack anything except a bologna and American cheese sandwich for me, and a thermos filled with “Mommy’s Orange Juice” for her. We drove seven hours from Tucson to Los Angeles, got out, and discovered the park was closed.
“Oh,” she had said with a frown. She shoved me back in the car and we drove home to Tucson without saying a word.
When I heard that Jansen was a bachelorette party, it felt a lot like that.
I already knew in agonizing detail how the whole night would unfold. Jansen was a party of fifteen, but only thirteen would show up, because the group had been out wine tasting the entire day, and two girls would have already passed out at the hotel, their heads balanced delicately over the edge of the bed to avoid vomit asphyxiation.
Festivities would start with a round of Lemon Drops, followed by selfies, followed by a round of Himalayan Blow Jobs (the shot, not the Sherpa-based sex act), and more selfies. There’d be a polite but stern noise complaint from a nearby diner, which would be met with vitriol and retribution from the maid of honor, and eventually every single customer on the terrace would have to be re-seated with a comped entrée.
By the start of the second course, two more bridesmaids would be “Man down!” and loaded into the limo to be whisked away. This would cause the Bride to launch into Tearful and Wailing Speech Number One: Don’t You Understand This Is My Wedding? The remedy for this drama would be another round of shots, followed by the meat course, which everyone would secretly want to eat but no one will eat.
I would then be asked if dancing is allowed. I would say no. This would be met with Tearful and Wailing Speech Number Two: Don’t You Fucking Understand This Is My Wedding?
At the end of the evening, three of the four remaining conscious bridesmaids would attempt to split the check, and they would get it wrong three times. It would be my fault, obviously, and then Drunk Math would result in a three-hundred-dollar underpayment, coming out of the service charge.
“I’ll bet you a hundred bucks I sell the most expensive bottle tonight,” I blurted. I’m not exactly sure why I said it: Anger at a manager who didn’t respect who I was or what I’d been through; or jealousy of a kid who accomplished in six years what took me twenty.
Andrew froze at the door. “Wait, what? Are you serious?”
“Dead serious,” I said.
Andrew folded his arms across his chest and stared at me as if I asked him to solve a quadratic equation. “So, you’ll bet me a hundred dollars that you can sell a more expensive wine to the Mike’s Hard Lemonade Crew than I can to the Board of Directors of the nation’s third-largest private equity firm?”
Well, when you put it that way… No matter. I was betting on my ability to optimize potential. I mean, it’s not like the Jansens had booked their party at Applebee’s.
“You got it.”
“You’re on.” Andrew stuck out his hand and I shook it. He had that kind of non-committal handshake that feels like you’re clutching a wet hunk of pork loin. I dropped his hand and brushed past him.
I’ll never say out loud that I doubted my potential to win the bet, but it crossed my mind to add Franzia to the system and charge $1,000.00 per box for it.


Helena was leading service for the Jansen party that night, which was good news. She was awesome—an absolute pro at her job, and mostly unflappable. We met for a few minutes to talk strategy. I didn’t tell her about the bet, though maybe I should have, because she thought it was rather odd of me to be so concerned about a bachelorette party.
“Chances are we aren’t even going to need you,” she said.
“How sexist,” I admonished her, practically vomiting hypocrisy. “What if the bride is a director at Google? And all her friends are instructors at the Culinary Institute? What if they’re all writers for Wine Spectator?”
She wasn’t, they weren’t, and hell no.
When the bride-to-be finally sashayed into the restaurant atop a wave of millennial entitlement, it was as obvious as the rhinestone tiara atop her head that there would not be a single fuck given to the wine list. I had to admit, though, that the bride glowed; she beamed. She was all shiny teeth, dewy skin and smoky eyes, and radiating with the glorious possibility of a love eternal—a happiness unhinged and unfettered, as ethereal as a dream whispered to the breeze. It was practically contagious, something I could inhale or feel wash over me for one perfect moment as she sauntered by.
Oh, well. Life would drop its fucking jackboot on her heart soon enough.
Helena agreed to let me go in before she asked for an initial drink order, just to see if I could sell them on wine and not something vodka based. I gave the group exactly seven minutes on the terrace before making my entrance.




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John Taylor has been writing about wine since 2012, but his meanderings on life began way before that. Born and raised in San Diego, California, John moved to Los Angeles in 1982 to pursue dreams of screenwriting and filmmaking. He attended the University of Southern California, where he majored in Shattered Dreams and False Hopes, with a minor in Getting Gut Punched By Reality. After being handed a degree in Journalism in 1987 as a consolation prize, John dove into a career in music. Because getting gut-punched just isn’t painful enough.
By 1996, John and his band, The Uninvited, had produced four independent albums and became one of the most popular acts in the western United States. This lead to a deal on Atlantic Records, which released the band’s self-titled debut album in 1997. The band had two Top 100 hits, and toured nationally with Dave Matthews, Blues Traveller, Third Eye Blind and many other acts. Their music appeared in the TV shows Beverly Hills 90210 and Party of Five, and in the motion pictures The Commandments and North Beach. The band can also be heard in several HBO Documentaries, video games and on that annoying “One Hit Wonders of The 90’s” station your co-worker always plays on Spotify.
In 2001, John’s vast experience in shattered dreams was once again called into play as the band hung up their touring shoes for good. After a brief but horrifying career in real estate, John got wise and made a career out of his favorite hobby – wine – and has held various sales & marketing positions in Napa Valley since 2011. John’s writing career started in earnest at this point, with blogs, essays and short stories appearing in various publications. John is the author of three novels, including the aptly-titled Pairs With: Life, which will be released by Hurn Publications in September 2020.


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34 Comments
Shay
9/21/2020 08:04:18 am

nice

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James Robert
9/21/2020 10:17:21 am

Good morning and thank you for the book description and giveaway. 

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Dorothy Boucher
9/21/2020 10:44:19 am

I am loving this book just from the cover alone, so tasty!!
@tisonlyme143

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Hurn Publications link
9/21/2020 11:03:32 am

Thank you so much for posting and helping us highlight this amazing debut novel! The screen adaptation for Pairs With Life is in the works now and we're just so excited to see where all of John Taylor's hard work takes him. We appreciate you helping us get the word out!

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Marcy Meyer
9/21/2020 12:22:56 pm

I like the cover. Looks great. Thanks for sharing.

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wendy hutton
9/21/2020 02:01:03 pm

thanks this sounds like a wonderful book

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Sara Zielinski
9/21/2020 02:02:15 pm

This sounds like an amazing book

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Calvin
9/21/2020 03:20:44 pm

Sounds like a good light book that is welcome in this time of uncertainty.

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Susan Smith
9/21/2020 04:16:23 pm

Sounds great, I like the cover.

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Sherry
9/21/2020 04:23:51 pm

Sounds like a wonderful read.

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Lisa
9/21/2020 07:23:30 pm

Love the cover!

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Ann Fantom
9/21/2020 07:32:46 pm

I like the cover. It has very nice artwork.

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Debbie P
9/21/2020 08:50:28 pm

This sounds like a terrific read.

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Tiffany S
9/21/2020 08:59:47 pm

I really like the cover.

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Victoria Scott
9/22/2020 12:13:35 am

Looks great! Thanks for sharing!

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Robert Young
9/22/2020 12:21:26 am

The cover is nicely done.
Good Luck with the Book!

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Bea LaRocca
9/22/2020 02:52:58 am

I love the book cover synopsis and excerpt, this sounds like an excellent read

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Carol
9/22/2020 09:30:39 am

I always enjoy learning about new books that I might like to read.

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RACHEL SCHICHTL
9/22/2020 02:01:33 pm

BEautiful cover, love Paris, love wine. Would love to read.

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Julie Lundstrom
9/22/2020 07:48:28 pm

I like the cover of this book.

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Francine Anchondo
9/23/2020 01:38:20 pm

I like the cover

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Thomas Gibson
9/23/2020 11:24:32 pm

The excerpt sounds excellent and the cover art is captivating.

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beth shepherd
9/24/2020 11:52:42 am

this looks like a great read

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John Taylor link
9/24/2020 09:49:24 pm

Thank you so much for your support! I really appreciate it.

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Jennifer R
9/24/2020 10:44:17 pm

The book cover is eye appealing and amazing and I am looking forward to reading.

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Barb G
9/25/2020 08:43:46 am

I like the pretty colors in the changing background of the cover.

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Emily B.
9/25/2020 09:43:34 am

What an inviting cover.

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Laura Rubenstein
9/25/2020 02:10:51 pm

this book looks and sounds fantastic

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Judy Gregory
9/25/2020 02:58:23 pm

Wonderful cover.

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Hesper Fry
9/25/2020 06:46:43 pm

I really like the book cover.

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Randi
9/25/2020 09:10:02 pm

Vry pretty cover!

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Jerry Marquardt
9/25/2020 10:56:38 pm

I would like to give thanks for all your really great writings, including Pairs With Life, and wishing the best in keeping up the good work in the future.

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Nina Lewis
9/25/2020 11:18:31 pm

Looks great!

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Heather Mahley
9/26/2020 12:28:24 am

Sounds like a wonderful book

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