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2/26/2019

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Spells, Salt, & Steel
Season One
by Gail Z. Martin & Larry N. Martin
Genre: Comedic Horror

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“When all else fails, the ass end of a carp makes a damn fine weapon.”
Your new favorite monster hunter has arrived! Bubba the Monster Hunter has some competition in this horror comedy collection from best-selling author duo Gail Z. & Larry N. Martin!
By day, Mark Wojcik can be found elbow-deep in engine grease, making cars and trucks safe for the highway. By night, he can be found traipsing through the wilds of Pennsylvania, making the world safe for humans. He’s more than just a mechanic, he’s a New Templar Knight. He travels the backroads and byways fighting weresquonks, ningen, selkies, ghosts, and…gnomes? Is that gnome…naked? (sigh).


Season One collects the first four novellas in the Spells, Salt, & Steel series –
Spells, Salt, & Steel
Open Season
Deep Trouble
Close Encounters



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​When all else fails, the ass end of a carp makes a damn fine weapon.
I’d been lying in wait for the ningen to show up, and by the wee hours of the morning, I was tired and cranky and out of coffee. As soon as the sun went down, I pulled in to the Linesville, Pennsylvania, spillway. The tourists were gone, and the concession stand’s gates were closed. Still blows my mind how many people will come look at a bunch of fish. Even if those fish are a boiling, writhing mass of three-foot long, twenty-pound carp that look like something out of a Biblical plague.
I’m Mark Wojcik, mechanic—and monster hunter. I gank things that go bump in the night so that most people never have to know supernatural uglies exist outside of bad horror movies. No one chooses this life; it chooses you, usually in a violent and awful way. In my case, a deer hunt turned into a wendigo hunting us. I survived—barely—but my father, brother, uncle, and cousin didn’t. Neither did the wendigo, when I was done with it.
The carp weren’t my problem. Tourists loved throwing day-old bread into the water to watch the carp roil over each other, mouths gaping. Tonight, they weren’t the only ones with an unnatural interest in big fish.
A corpse-pale creature balanced on the low concrete rim of the spillway catch basin. It stood about five feet tall, slender with long arms, and a body that looked like a giant white tadpole with arms and skinny, short legs. Ningen can get as big as sixty feet, or so the cryptid sites say, but then again, they say that ningen are only found in Japan, so I don’t put much stock in them.
“Koko ni sakana no kao ga kuru,” I called to it, betting that a Japanese monster might understand Japanese. Then again, I’d looked up key phrases on Google Translate, so God only knows what I actually said. “Come here, fish face,” I repeated in English, in case the ningen was bilingual.
The ningen cocked its round head and blinked its solid black eyes. I leaned over the railing and waved my bait at it, a nice piece of salmon I’d paid fifteen bucks for at the supermarket, thinking the creature might want an upgrade.
“That’s it,” I coaxed, dangling the prime wild salmon and giving it a shake. “That’s a good little sekana no neko.” That’s the magic of translation: “fish fucker” sounds classier in a foreign language.
If the ningen felt offended, it didn’t look it, although for all I knew, maybe I’d been descriptive instead of insulting. The ningen raised its head and opened its mouth, scenting the air. It shuffled toward me on its stubby legs, like it had its pants down around its knees. I grinned, keeping the sharpened iron harpoon blade concealed behind my back in my right hand.
At the speed the ningen hop-walked, it might take it ten minutes to get to me, but once I ganked him, I’d be back home relaxing with a nice cold beer.
That’s when the damn thing leapt into the air like a horny salmon going to spawn and grabbed the filet in my hand so hard he pulled me over the fence and into the carp-filled water. I lost the piece of fish, but managed to keep the harpoon. When I fell in, fully-clothed and in my steel-toe boots, I thought I’d sink, but I fell onto the roiling carp that made a moving, lumpy.
net beneath me. They buoyed me along just long enough for me to regain my wits and scramble onto the small stretch of rocky shore between the overflow basin and the wall below the fence. The ningen crouched, eyeing me as it shoved the raw salmon into its mouth, and I got a look at its jagged, sharp teeth—something else the cryptid reports had been less than accurate about. I realized then that the small strip of land around me was covered with fish bones. Those all-black eyes kept staring at me, and although I’d heard long pig tasted like chicken, this jagoff looked like he was wondering how much I’d taste like fish.
It sprang for me, and I rolled, gritting my teeth as the sharp stones and fish bones jabbed through my jacket and jeans. I brought up my harpoon gun and got off a shot. The barbed iron blade hit the ningen in the shoulder instead of the chest like I’d hoped, but it must have hurt like a mother since the thing let out an ungodly howl that would have put any loon to shame.
I yanked on the rope attached to the base of the blade with all my might. The ningen stumbled toward me. Then it grabbed the rope and pulled. And I found myself face down in the water, getting smacked in the head by carp the size of toddlers.
I scrambled back onto the rocky bank. What little I could find about ningen, that was written in English, said it would have less power on land. I yanked the rope again, getting angry now, and the ningen bared its barracuda teeth at me and gave another ear-splitting shriek.
The iron had an effect on it; I could see black veins radiating from where the blade lodged in its shoulder, spreading across the once-perfect white skin. I just didn’t know how long the iron blade would take to kill the creature, or if it would do the job completely. My gun was safe and dry in my truck, since I’d figured going for a forced swim was likely. But I had a couple more tricks up my soggy sleeves.
The ningen closed in on me, and I grabbed a kada, one of those martial arts sickle blades, from a scabbard on my back. I didn’t know if Japanese weapons were extra-lethal on Japanese monsters, but I fully intended to go ninja on its ass for leaving me soggy and freezing and smelling like carp.
“Let’s see you shi’ne, you piece of fish shit,” I muttered. I watched as much anime as my Crunchy Roll subscription could handle, and I’d picked up on a few overused phrases. “Die” seemed like a good one.
Except that the ningen didn’t seem to take it the way I’d intended and jerked me back into the water.
I managed to roll so I got the kada blade between us and swung as hard as I could, sinking the point of the curved blade into its chest where I hoped its heart might be. The black veins from the iron blade had spread across its entire torso, up its fish-belly white neck, and down its overly long arms.
But it wasn’t dead yet, and it came at me again, forcing me to fall backward in the water into another mass of carp. I kicked with my legs to get some distance between myself and the ningen.
The carp weren’t pleased to have me land on them, and one of the fish jumped out of the water and landed in my arms, all thirty pounds of him.
Instinct took over, and I wrapped both arms around the carp’s middle and thrust its powerful tail toward the ningen. The fish wriggled wildly in my grip, its tail slapping back and forth with sharp scales and fins. It knocked the harpoon deeper into the ningen’s chest, as the black lacework of the iron’s poison spread across the rest of its skin.
I got my feet under me and dragged myself onto the shore, still holding a pissed-off carp between me and the monster. The ningen lurched forward, grabbing for me with its long, skeletal arms and clammy, dead white hands. Then it fell over and lay face-down amid the carp, completely covered by the deadly pattern of the iron’s taint running through its veins.
“Tora, tora, tora that, fish fucker,” I muttered. I dropped the carp, and it disappeared into the roiling mass of its companions.
I hauled myself back up on the rocky shore and caught my breath. The night was warm, but that’s a relative statement in this neck of Northwestern Pennsylvania, and I started to shiver. The ningen lay where it fell, and I was just about to pull it out of the water when I saw its body twitch.
“Oh, no you don’t!” I growled, but before I could climb up the wall to get my gun out of the truck, the carp began to thrash. My stomach turned as I realized that the ningen wasn’t moving on its own; its body jerked and moved because dozens of carp were nibbling at its flesh.
In the next moment, the ningen’s form sank lower, pulled down by the fish. The pale body vanished beneath the water, and the fish fought each other to get closer, obscuring it from view. “Hey buddy! No fishing!” I turned and got a face full of flashlight beam, blinding me. The perfect end to a lousy evening would be getting arrested for monstercide. Or in this case, fishing without a license.
“Oh, it’s you, Mark.”
I blinked and recognized a familiar voice. Louie Marino, a guy I’d known since first grade, and one of Linesville’s Finest.
“Not fishing, Louie. Honest. Just business.” Louie’s one of the few area cops who know what I really do. He gets it—mainly because when he had a nasty little infestation of demon-possessed rabid raccoons a few years back, I took care of it for him, no questions asked.
“Keeping busy?” he asked, angling the flashlight so I could see again.
“Always. They pay you enough to be on fish patrol at this hour?”
Louie shrugged. “Workin’ nights this week. Drew the short straw. Just another day in paradise.” He wrinkled his nose. “You stink like carp.”
“I’ve heard of ‘swimming with the fishes,’ just didn’t intend to take it literally,” I replied, wringing out the water from the hem of my flannel shirt.
“Do I want to know?”
I shook my head. “Probably not. If the rangers at the Spillway say anything about their fish count being down, tell them it’s been taken care of.”
Louis grinned, taking in my utterly disreputable condition. “You’re just lucky I was on duty tonight, or you’d be going from the fish tank to the drunk tank.”
“Ha, ha. Very funny,” I mumbled, although I knew he was right. “Oh, and Louie?” I said as we headed back to our vehicles. “If I were you, I wouldn’t eat any carp out of the lake this season. I think their diet’s been a little…off.”




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Gail Z. Martin discovered her passion for science fiction, fantasy and ghost stories in elementary school. The first story she wrote at age five was about a vampire. Her favorite TV show as a preschooler was Dark Shadows. At age 14, she decided to become a writer. She enjoys attending science fiction/fantasy conventions, Renaissance fairs and living history sites.


Larry N. Martin is the author of the new sci-fi adventure novel Salvage Rat. He is the co-author (with Gail Z. Martin) of the Spells, Salt, and Steel/New Templars series; the Steampunk series Iron & Blood; and a collection of short stories and novellas: The Storm & Fury Adventures set in the Iron & Blood universe. He is also the co-author of the upcoming Wasteland Marshals series and the Joe Mack Cauldron/Secret Council series.
The Martins have three children, a Maltese, and a Golden Retriever.


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Spells, Salt and Steel Inspiration
By Gail Z. Martin and Larry N. Martin


Mark Wojcik, the mechanic-turned-monster hunter in our Spells, Salt and Steel series, comes from the area where Larry and I grew up. We’ve really enjoyed incorporating the folklore, urban legends, superstitions and history of that area into the stories, and try our best to incorporate the kind of details that make readers feel like they’ve been there.

Every location is somewhere we’ve been, and some even take place on land that used to belong to our families. Whether it’s a defunct amusement park, a haunted historic hotel, sprawling forest that could be home to all kinds of monsters, an abandoned TNT plant or a lake full of fish big enough to feed a mythical creature, the places Mark goes on his hunts are near and dear to our hearts.

The stories are spooky-funny, and our goal is to give you a little fright and also make you laugh hard enough to snort coffee out of your nose. They won’t give you nightmares, but they might have you turning on the porch light for a better look at the shadows the next time you hear a strange noise!

The Spells, Salt and Steel series is part of the Bubba the Monster Hunter universe originated by John Hartness, and loosely ties together with all of the other regional series set in that world.


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36 Comments
Janet W.
2/26/2019 06:57:11 am

I really like this unique cover! Sounds like an entertaining read!

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Bea LaRocca
2/26/2019 06:59:38 am

I love the cover and excerpt! This sounds like an awesome and unique read!

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Shirley Ann Speakman
2/26/2019 08:18:09 am

Great cover it sets the tone of the book and I loved the excerpt I haven't read this series so I must add it to my wish list. Best wishes on your tour Gail and Larry.

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Debbie P
2/26/2019 09:50:23 am

This book sounds like a very intriguing read. Fantastic cover.

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Calvin
2/26/2019 10:59:54 am

Comedic horror, interesting, not something I see often.

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Victoria
2/26/2019 11:30:09 am

Thanks for sharing the great post :)

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Rita Wray
2/26/2019 01:26:56 pm

I liked the excerpt. Sounds like a good book.

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Sherry
2/26/2019 03:11:07 pm

I really like the cover.

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heather
2/26/2019 03:52:48 pm

I love the cover of this one good luck on the tour.

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MargaretAnn Rice
2/26/2019 07:05:33 pm

I do like the cover, it makes me wonder about the story itself. Well done

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Dale Wilken
2/26/2019 09:29:08 pm

The book sounds really great.

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Kelly D
2/27/2019 11:12:23 am

I like the cover, especially the background.

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KP
2/28/2019 10:35:04 am

Oh man, that blurb had me laughing! Really looking forward to reading this book!

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Kelly Nicholson
2/28/2019 08:44:29 pm

What do you think of the book or the cover?

somebody put a spell on somebody with salt???

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Kathy Cozzarelli
3/1/2019 09:22:12 pm

I like the middle face being shadowy with the creepy faces on either side.

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lynn clayton
3/1/2019 09:39:36 pm

i really like the cover and this looks like a really good read thank you

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Ann Fantom
3/2/2019 09:29:44 am

I like the cover. Very nice!

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Serge B
3/2/2019 04:23:41 pm

I loved Dark Shadows as a kid too!

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Paula
3/2/2019 05:09:19 pm

The cover art seems appropriate for the book. Good job.

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Mary Cloud
3/3/2019 06:41:51 pm

No questions - I like the cover - it's interesting

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Chelle
3/4/2019 12:43:07 pm

Awesome! thanks

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Mood Reader
3/4/2019 02:11:15 pm

Sounds like a great read.

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Jessie Redding
3/4/2019 09:54:58 pm

It's a good cover!!

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Andrea Laws
3/6/2019 07:25:14 pm

Wow! Love it! More please <3

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NIKKI JOHNSTONE
3/7/2019 01:38:18 pm

Like the cover, it doesn't show any facial definitions. Also the story sounds interesting. It'll be going on my TBR.

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James Robert
3/9/2019 02:44:47 am

I appreciate you taking the time to give us a great book description and giveaway as well. Thank you so much!

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June S.
3/12/2019 04:30:20 pm

This book sounds wonderful.

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bn100
3/15/2019 06:03:18 pm

different

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Nancy Burgess
3/16/2019 08:58:36 am

Sounds like a good book. Love this cover.

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Ciayrra Parrish
3/16/2019 07:14:07 pm

This looks unique, interesting, & fun!

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Sarah L
3/20/2019 11:33:15 pm

Looks like an interesting book.
Thanks for the contest. 

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Daniel M
3/21/2019 06:13:20 pm

like the cover

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Lavender P.
3/23/2019 12:00:38 am

That's so cool that you guys co-wrote the book together. Without going into too much detail, what's that process like?

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Robin Abrams
3/26/2019 05:17:15 pm

I really like this cover. Very eye catching

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jose rosado
3/26/2019 06:25:51 pm

What do you think of the book or the cover?
that background is realy creppy looking......good job
THX

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Jerry Marquardt
3/26/2019 11:15:03 pm

I would like to give thanks for all your really great writings, including Spells, Salt, and Steel, and wishing the best in keeping up the good work in the future.

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